FORGET THE "IT" BAG OR THE "IT" GIRL. THE NEW "IT" IS NOT HAVING "IT" AT ALL. THAT'S RIGHT MY FELLOW NEW YORKERS AND FRIENDS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, UNEMPLOYMENT IS IN.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

31-Cent Scoop Night

The world is out to get me.

Ok, not really - but all the free ice cream, brownie sundaes and other treats are seriously not helping Operation: Bikini Body 2009.

Tonight from 5 - 10PM Baskin Robbins will be scooping up your favorite flavors for only 31 cents each. Click here to find the nearest scoop of Mint Chocolate Chip.

All proceeds will benefit the National Volunteer Fire Council. Sure, I'll eat 31-cent scoops to help save lives - or something like that.

There are two Baskin Robbins within 3 blocks of my apartment, which means 62 flavors and 1,922 cents. I'm going to start looking for spare change immediately.

Operation: Bikini Body 2009 is becoming more like Mission Impossible.

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