Now you've burned every picture and memory of the two of you. De-friended him on Facebook. Erased him from your BlackBerry. Thrown out his old college t-shirt you slept in. He's out of your life, right?
Not quite, missy.
I know you're still holding on to that diamond bracelet he bought you for your one-year anniversary. Or how about those Tiffany earrings from last Christmas? Your jewelry box is still sparkling with memories of the ex.
In this recession, it's time to treat your ex-jewelry just like your ex-boyfriend. Get rid of it.
Now don't cry, darling. I know you think you're going to have a harder time parting with that Amethyst David Yurman ring that you did the man who gave it to you. But now is not the time to be sentimental. You have bills to pay, and Mr. Yurman won't be signing them.
Thankfully, you don't have to venture to a cheesy pawn shop to watch some pudgy gold-chain wearing, hairy-chested cigarette-smoking man named Alfonso handle your precious baubles.
OutOfYourLife.com is the chic way to sell your old and unwanted jewelry. It's safe and legitimate, and in no time you will have cold cash for your hot diamonds. Go to their Web site and request a free Break-Up Box, which is adorable and comes with everything you need to mail in (postage-paid) that Cartier watch.
Their parent company, Lippincott, automatically insures your items for 1/3 of it's appraised value or $500, whichever is less. Experienced evaluators will asses the value and promptly mail you a check. If you aren't satisfied with the amount, or maybe you two get back together and you need that ring back ASAP, you can request to have your items sent back free of charge. It's a win-win situation.
Like the ex, you got to try-out your bauble for a while. It was nice and perfect and first, then after time it lost it's luster and you realized you're just not an Emerald-cut kind of girl.
You're better-off without him. And better-off with the cash. So take your money and run, sister!
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