FORGET THE "IT" BAG OR THE "IT" GIRL. THE NEW "IT" IS NOT HAVING "IT" AT ALL. THAT'S RIGHT MY FELLOW NEW YORKERS AND FRIENDS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, UNEMPLOYMENT IS IN.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Brazil-Ready

So much work goes into getting in bikini-shape. First there's losing the extra pounds you packed on during the winter and conveniently hid under your puffy coat. Then you have to work on taking your skin color from glowing white to shimmering bronze, which is an extremely difficult task when the sun hides behind sky scrapers all day.

Now your ready? Think again, sister.

Does the word "Brazilian" ring a bell? And I'm not talking about that beautiful guy I met at Cain.

I cringe just thinking about it, but luckily American Laser Centers are here to ease the pain. During the entire month of May, American Laser Centers is offering 30% discounts for featured packages, and if you say you're a Daily Candy reader, you will receive an extra 20% off. Book your appointment by May 31.

So that's half off treatments such as laser hair removal, skin rejuvenation & tightening and cellulite reduction therapy. Just please don't videotape it like Kim Kardashian.

Holy Hamptons, here I come!

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