I was just checking mediabistro.com to see what new jobs have popped up today, and the first posting just happened to read: "PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO CELEBRITY HIP HOP MEDIA MOGUL."
OMG. It's Sean Combs. I mean Puff Daddy. I mean P. Diddy. I mean Diddy.
Could I go this low and apply to carry around an umbrella to shade Diddy? Am I that desperate?
Let me decide as I read this job description:
"The unemployment rate may be at an all-time high, but at least one person is hiring...DIDDY. VH1 and Sean P. Diddy Combs are now accepting resumes for potential candidates to compete for the position of P. Diddy's Personal Assistant on the reality TV show, "I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY 2."Diddy will once again hold a nationwide search for an Assistant with the mental and physical stamina it takes to work for one of the world's most high profile CEOs. A batch of new hopefuls will once again be put through the rigors of what it takes to win one of the toughest, but most rewarding jobs in "the business." Whether you call him P.Diddy, Puffy or Sean Combs...Now is your chance to call this legend of hip-hop "Boss." If you think you have what it takes to be P. Diddy's Assistant, then we want to hear from you.Qualification/Requirements- Applicants must be 21 or older by June 2009. - Must have a "WHATEVER IT TAKES" attitude. - You'll need a big personality to stand out amongst the other candidates. - Must be available and on-call 24/7 & able to cater to the BAD BOY Chairman of the Board, P.Diddy. -Characters welcome. To apply go to http://workforpdiddy.com."
Do I apply? Do I have what it takes? Can I cater to the "Bad Boy Chairman of the Board?"
I bet he just needs someone to do his 1 million daily Twitter updates. Didn't you hear Diddy, Ashton Kutcher is the "King of Twitter."
Sorry Diddy, I stopped following you on Twitter because you tweeted too many times.
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