Attention UNEMPLOYED New Yorkers!! Have you visited this fabulous Web Site? http://www.labor.state.ny.us/
It's time to start collecting. Sure, it may be only $400 a week, but it's better than nothing. I can think of a lot of things to do with an extra $400 each week. Get your money amigos!
My Mom was really awkward when I said I was going to collect unemployment. In her mind, the stereotypical person in the unemployment line smells like trash, hasn't shaved in weeks, has a crying baby in one arm, a wandering eye and dreadlocks. Well, Mom, say hello to the new face of unemployment: freshly blown-dry hair, black Botkier bag, manicured nails, HOLLYWOULD heels and a pearly white smile!
When I suggested she paid me unemployment each week, she quickly became quiet and gave me her blessing. Gee, thanks Mom. I'm the new poster girl for unemployment!
Now what will I wear for my close-up?
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